Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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