so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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