Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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