who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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