You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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