Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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