I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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