He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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