I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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