Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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