I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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