I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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