I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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