Too much gin, very little bucket
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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