nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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