The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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