remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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