Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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