just survived the first fart of the relationship.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We don't watch enough power rangers
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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