I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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