Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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