i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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