I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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