Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.