i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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