I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
only if we run a train.
done.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
