Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
