I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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