Just cropdusted the office
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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