just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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