So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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