Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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