That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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