i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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