We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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