well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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