I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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