Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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