Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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