i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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