I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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