OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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