i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
