you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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