Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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