i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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