Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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