found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I had to cum in my sink.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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