I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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