i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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