yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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