Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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