Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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