Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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