Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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