forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I believe in your delicious
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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