quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Sober January is a disaster.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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