I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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