I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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