I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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