Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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